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Seeing somebody in your friends page through a picture/comment. To complete the crush, you then see them at a party or event etc.
friend 1 - "Dude, i saw that same hot girl i facebook creeped on, at that last party. me gusta(I Like). i have to talk to her."
friend 2 - dude... i call that the facebook crush.
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When someone in a relationship becomes close to another person to the point where if they weren't already in a relationship they would probably go out with the other person.
Girl 1: Mike is such a nice guy. He is funny, smart, and kind of cute.
Girl 2: You have a crush on him don't you?
Girl 1: No Im really happy with Billy, I just have a friend crush on Mike.
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v adj n. to voluntarily suspend a person's beliefs or thought process, in a shadow of doubt that everything they once adhered to was either bullshit or biased. This act usually incures the reciever to experience uncharacterized behavior or reasoning for any amount of time. Depending on where/how they were raised promotes longevity or eventual acceptance of said new philosophies or rationale.
This requires the producer to be well versed and most times either high(ly accredited) or drunk.
it can be induced with stronger force when reciever is under the influence as well.
*note: the grammatically correct but pointless dash between the two words is removed for extra umph!
adj. so-and-so from work sat there speechless after my soul crushing comment.
n. I did some wicked soul crushing last night on some narrowed-minded ladies last night, they didn't know how to react after I quoted thier own book on them.
v. You are soul crushing him with your philosophical talk!
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Code word for crushing pussy. Use it when you are talking to a friend who might be crushing pussy.
Hey Bobbitt you crushing puppy tonight.
Make sure you lick that puppy before you crush it.
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When two dudes wanna touch dongs, but know they can't.
Aaron: Dude, Ryan totally has a bro-crush on you!
Zack: I know!!! But im not sure if that's a bad thing. ;)
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When there are three people in the back seat of a car, the two by the windows will shout, "Orange Crush", and then crush the person in the middle. Kind of like playing Jello, only you're both sandwiching the guy in the middle.
Planned out ahead of time
Window Guy 1: Hey what's your favorite soda?
Middle Guy: I like Sierra Mist.
Window Guy 2: I like Orange CRUSH!
The middle guy gets crushed
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1. When a person really wants another person to be their friend, it is called a friend crush.
2. When a person really wants to have sex with their close friend.
Usually used with Aquantinces and Inferior Listeners.
I had a friend crush on Karl last night; I couldn't sleep until 2:00AM.
I realized that Melissa is so hot! I think I have a friend crush on her.
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