dead teenager

An older woman who, refusing to recognize her aging body, continues to wear clothes more appropriate to a teenager, or at least to someone with a tight bod.

Often manifests in the form of a heavy-to-obese middle-aged woman sporting a bottle-blonde dye job, tight mini-skirt, tank top and big ear rings. The outfit reveals age spots, flab, cauliflower thighs, vericose veins and/or wrinkles, thus ruining the desired affect.

Gee, Trixie must be so-o-o-o embarassed! Her mom looks like a dead teenager in that leopard mini-skirt!

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Dead Wrong

The 1999 Song By The Notorious B.I.G Featuring Eminem From His Greatest Hits/Born Again Album About Rape, Murder, And Pedophilia – Perfect For An Eminem Collab!

Guy 1: Yo Dude You Wanna Listen To Some Biggie Smalls?
Guy 2: Sure Man, What Track?
Guy 1: Dead Wrong Ft. Eminem
Guy 2: Hell Yeah!

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God is dead

We all know it's true.

Fred: God is dead
Bob: We all know it's true

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dead cat

a cat that is dead

look a dead cat lmao.

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Dead Horses

Rap crew from SF bay during the early 2000's

Dead Horses in the house tonight I hear they brought hott fire

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dead common

Used to describe something(or someone) completely ordinary with a sense of triteness and may be inferior in quality as well.

Using the word "awesome" to describe everything whether good or bad could be called dead common.
Cayman Crocs or any facsimile of them could also be called dead common.
A person who goes about saying awesome while wearing Crocs is definitely dead common.

"Look at that girl's attire!"
"Are you referring to the one wearing pedal pushers and Crocs?"
"Yes, isn't that just dead common?!"

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dead crawfish

A dive into the swimming pool much like a can opener, except in the case of a dead crawfish the tucked leg is held with the ankle back against the butt (instead of pulled up against the chest). One's head is held upward and the diver enters the water at an awkward angle, foot first and slightly tilted forward. If done correctly the diver will resemble a crawfish that was already dead when it was boiled (tail extended straight instead of curled under).

Unlike the can opener, this dive is not meant to cause a large splash; it is only meant to look foolish and make your drunk-ass friends laugh till they piss their pants.

Check it out! Here comes a dead crawfish!

(*SPLASH!*)

BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

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