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Women best friend Mans worst enemy
"HI my name is Derek and i tried killing myself""Hi Derek" im here because y wife told me that her dildo pleasured her more than me
Something your girl uses when your not around to ride her.
She uses the dildo
It's literally just a plastic penis that girls use for pleasure.
ITS A FUCKING PLASTIC PENIS
a man or boy regarded as extremely contemptible.
Harun,Uriah,Kenny,Kevin,Harvey,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Tom,Jim,Bill,and Jason are nothing but a bunch of big dildos.
a bit dick thing that goes up ur ass. feels v nice
"omg shove ur massive 15 inch shrek dildo up my tight bussy"