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A burrito that is prepared with specific dimensions to allow for a dragon's penis to enter and fill with semen.
That dragon just fucked the shit out of a dragon burrito.
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A person who dates those who are attractive, popular and successful but are also 'high maintenance,' demanding, 'hard to get,' bitchy, narcissistic or generally difficult to get along with.
This person is a cannot resist the challenge the Dragon-lady (or man) presents. They attempt to "tame" the Dragon to fall in love and change their behavior toward the tamer to kind, loving and gentle.
That girl is a turbo-bitch, but my buddy is a dragon tamer and thinks he can convince her to be his girl.
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When your getting head and your about to cum, of which you give our a load “RWarrr” as you ejaculate into the girls mouth at that very moment you smack the bitch on the back of the skull. So cum to come flying out her nose still warm. At that point she is the cum dragon
Bro “I hit that bitch so hard that she cum dragooned all over my new trousers”
Bro 2 “what a whore, I make my bitch wear a face mask so she don’t cum dragon on me”
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An oral sex act where the receipient (blowee) pinches the nostrils of the giver (blower) resulting in sudden breathelessness and gasps for air.
Hey man, I was getting head from your sister and to add some excitement I gave her a breatheless dragon.
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while a male is receiving a blow job the male hits on the back of the females head making sperm come out of her nose
yo i just ice dragoned that ho
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When you take a test tube of mercury and pour it in the female's vagina and fuck her nonstop until your cum mixes with the mercury making a glittering milky silver-toned substance
As I sprayed my cum, the final ingredient to the mixture, I slapped the bitch and she yelled SILVER DRAGON!
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A game for the uber-geeks of the world (like me) to come and speak a language completely unintelligable to non-players.
Dungeons and Dragons: Skills, feats, and elves! Oh my!
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