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getting unbeleivably hammered. may involve loss of memory and balance.
oh fuck. i was soo flynn drunk last night
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1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)
Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night
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The act of emailing someone, such as a close friend or ex-girlfriend, while under the influence of alcohol in an attempt to somehow have intercourse with her despite the fact that it is physically impossible during such circumstances and that the complications caused by such actions will likely lead to humiliation and self-loathing.
The rise of convenient email and text messaging has created new potentially embarrassing situations for those prone to drunk dialing.
A typical drunk-mailing scenario might involve a drunken male sending nearly identical emails featuring sexually motivated, alcohol-induced confessions of love to more than one girl, leading to several ruined relationships.
Person 1: What were you thinking? You had to know they would compare the emails.
Drunk Mailer: I was drunk mailing, I don't even remember sending them...
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When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.
Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.
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The capacity of one man, while intoxicated, to talk to/ask out a woman that he would not normally be able to talk to while sober. Usually happens late at night after heavy drinking
Man I was so faded last night I had the drunk balls to ask Alyssa out
drunk balls drunk balls confidence big black dick
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When you get so drunk you wake up in a hospital strapped down to a bed with an IV in your arm arriving there in an ambulance not knowing what just happened.
Miranda was so ambulance drunk last night she had to rely on her friends to pick her up from the hospital.
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The original, more catchy term for a liquor blanket. A term used to describe one's inability to feel the cold once they consume enough alcohol.
"I'm getting cold, pass me another beer so I can get my drunk jacket on."
"What's that?"
"It's basically a liquor blanket, but a less nerdy way of saying it."
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