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Fornicating with an elderly woman
I'm "Dusting the treasure chest" on your grandma
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The act of performing cunnilingus on an older woman.
Examples: "I heard Nick got dust behind his ears with Miss Ellen"
Examples: "I heard Nick got Dust Behind The Ears with Miss Ellen after work"
An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"
"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick
First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick
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When a person is blindfolded and forced to lay on the ground. Another person proceeds to defecate on them, virtually covering them in feces. Unlike the hot Carl, the feces comes in contact with the person's entire body and actually touches his/her skin. This can be performed on a person either voluntarily or involuntarily.
A kid just performed the Oklahoma Dust Bowl in the room across the hall from me.
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To be outperformed or outrun by someone, usually by a very wide margin.
"Eat my dust!" my friend yelled as he sprinted off
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The result of inhaling Dust-Off or other electronics cleaner. The user experiences audio hallucinations, disenfranchisement, black outs, disassociation, confusion, and loss of balance. Users often abuse Dust-Off to achieve this level of intoxication.
Last night I went into a serious Dust-Off hole and thought I was on Noa's Arch!
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Dusting off the log is what its called when you really have to poop, can't make it to a toilet right away, and you fart instead to help relieve the pressure.
During that meeting, I had to crap so bad that the only way I didn't was to keep dusting off the log.
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