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Videos on the internet of people having fake sex that give you a fake boner
Skarlet: My fake boner is getting soft
David:Go watch some fake porn it will get that shit fake hard!
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1. A term that certain lacrosse teams seem to think is funny to sing to a person
and tell restaurants it is their birthday when it is in reality not their birthday.
2. When someone intentionally tells someone it is their birthday to get things.
Team: "Happy Birthday to you, Julie!"
Julie: "...It's not my birthday..."
Team: "Oh but it is. Just go with it. It's your fake birthday."
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This guy would do anything for some sex. Tell you that he loves you, that he wants to be with you, tells you that your the only girl in his life. After about 9months of those lies you find out he is fucking around on you with his x-girlfriend. He is still tellin you its not true thats when you find out he was a fake nigga.
Amanda-Why did you skip school with her and go to her house?
Him-I didnt?
Amanda-Why r u being a fake nigga?
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the day that occurs after one or many has imbibed a large amount of substances be them liquid or powder, organic or chemical that does not exist. All who partake will agree to said day did not exist and continue the following day as though it was the day previous.
Thank god today is a fake day, too bad Meaghan has to go to work, man i need some Zoodles.
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one who has too much pride in being asian and keeps on saying a ZZZZZZZ n
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When a man or woman would rather pretend they are a homosexual than out right reject the person approaching them.
"If you're going to fake a gay, at least make out with your wingman like a respectable gentleman should."
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A fake Christian is an individual who appears as a Bible believing Christian in public but in actuality lives a perverted lifestyle that defiles the teaching of both the New and Old Testaments. Someone who attends church services with the attention of appearing as a genuine Christian but whose intentions are soley to misguide others on his true nature. In addition, a fake Christian may participate in the following actions: Pronouncing his/her faith in the Lord Jesus Christ but approves of activities like abortion, extramarital affairs, perversion, defiling of the White House, etc...
Examples of a fake Christian are President Bill Clinton, "Reverend" Al Sharpton and most American leftists.
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