Game Release Fever

When a person stays home from school or work "sick" because a game they want was released that day and they want to play it

Guy 1: Oh man, Will totally skipped school today just to play the new Halo game I bet

Guy 2: It's totally game release fever

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cat scat fever

A fetish where a person puts kitty litter on their body and have a cat poop on them.

Last night i got cat scat fever and let kitty poop on my face because i had cat litter on my forehead.

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scarlet fever blanket

a wooly, scratchy, undesirable blanket. in a traditional sense: a red wool camp blanket with a couple of large gray or black stripes on it. similar to a camp blanket that white settlers would trade to native americans, and unintentionally pass along scarlet fever.

I have a scarlet fever blanket in the back of my Jeep...so we could load the firewood into my car if you want.

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Port Wine Fever

An extreme sickness caused by excessive drinking of port wine. This is both an addiction to Port Wine as well as the sickness that follows after a bender.

Signs of addictions:

1) Drinking at 7 am Port Wine even though you need to be at work at 8:30 am.
2) Spending over 20% of your paycheck on Port Wine.
3) Fighting with people both in personal and business relationships.
4) Missing work 2 plus times a week from a bender and coming in the next day without a shower stinking of Port Wine.

Signs of sickness from a bender:

1) Excessive Vomiting.
2) Extreme sweating.
3) Missing work.
4) Fighting with anyone you come in contact with both during and the day after a bender.

Addiction Example -

Glen, "I keep noticing Eric has no money, has a poor attitude, and misses work alot."

James, "I think he has a case of Port Wine Fever."

Sickness Example -

James, "Man Glen, Eric has thrown up three times today, is sweating on his desk, and stinks like a homeless wino."

Glen, "Yeah it looks like he has Port Wine Fever again today."

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cat scratch fever

A popular fetish that refers to a love, interest, attraction or preference for puma and cougars.

Hey man, I think I am starting to develop a cat scratch fever after that girl last night at the club.

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reverse jungle fever

White guy, black girl.

Hey, check out that couple, they have reverse jungle fever.

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Acute love fever

The feeling in March where love is springing everywhere. Because it is not yet the season of mating, spring, it is usually a short lived love. However often this faux fever gives a need to be loved after a cold long winter so many fall into this out of desperation

Lilea Saix's (whose name has been changed)has for the first time started to date. The fast moving, and constant need for contact points to Acute Love Fever often occuring in teens during the early months of spring. Also another girl, Sandie H. Nahn (whose name has also been changed) has recently gotten together with an old friend.

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