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The unmistakeable look of resignation in a person's eyes when they realise their life will end in the next few moments.
Some say this is a look of incomprehensible terror, some say a mental breakdown, others that it's the retrospective of said person's existence playing to them. Whatever it is, you know the look when you see it.
The first few moments after the glaze are usually the happiest of said person's lifetime, for it is now that may relish true freedom.
Not only is the pain over very soon, but they know, for a finite number of seconds, they are essentially invincible.
Another rumour is that Death itself whispers the secret of life to the condemned just before expiration. If these prospects excite you, worry not. Your death glaze is on the way!
At the Zoo:
"Dude, i just totally saw Carl's death glaze!"
"I'm not surprised. Why did you think it would be funny to get him drunk and chuck him into the lion enclosure?"
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When a celebrity dies, and everyone "all the sudden" becomes a fan of theirs, they haven't jumped on the band wagon, they've jumped on the death-wagon.
just before Heath Ledger died, he was known as "the guy from that gay cowboy movie", then he died and everyone stopped bashing him, became a fan and jumped on the death-wagon.
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A term used to describe the poor willy control of our sexually-deviant flat mate David.
Oh fuck! Dave's 'dribble of death' is all over the toilet floor again!
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Visible ab definition due to extremely low bodyweight, a common trait among 15 year old boys. Not to be mistaken with 6-pack.
Hey did u see my new profile picture?
Yeh, fucking death-pack, u need to eat more.
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Heat Death is a theory on the subject of the possible ways the universe could end. The theory states that the universe will come to a constant speed through all atoms and matter, eventually all things will stand still and slowly die out.
"GEE I REEEAAALLLYYY HOPE THE UNIVERSE DOESNT COME TO A SUDDEN STOP AND SLOWLY DIE"
"isn't that heat death?"
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To die in an unusual and most unfortunate manner.
When Polo threw the Canadian chick off J-Park, she violently copped death.
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You could've chosen better words than "awesome". It makes you sound like a pansy.
Napalm Death could kick your ass.
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