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When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.
Friend: what did you put?
Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.
Friend: did it get accepted?
Dude: nope...
Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.
Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.
Friend: maybe we should define that term!
Dude: I hope it gets accepted.
Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
1. Someone who is a complete failure at life and everything else, who also has no friends (hence the "side of fries")
2. A word that is used to describe a situation that kept getting worse even when you thought it couldn't
1."Wow that guy is a fail burger with a side of fries"
2. "That was a fail burger with a side of fries"
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When you pick up a fat chick at a bar.
Man, Dave was so drunk last night, I can't believe he harpooned a fail whale.
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The last thing you hear your boss say before your sudden demise. Usually because you screwed up that one time. Oops.
You have failed me for the last time, Admiral.
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A disease many people have caught, in which someone posts something online, such as youtube, which they beleive the post is badass, only to find that everyone hated the post and goes online and does the SAME shit and fails again.
My freind suffers from hyper internet fail disease. Everyone hates her shitty posts.
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The most clever comeback a teacher will ever make. It will be used against you if you forgot to do something.
Mr Broadhead: Where is your commerce book?
Yasmin: I forgot to pack it this morning.
Mr Broadhead: Failure to plan is planning to FAIL! :O
Yasmin: NOOOOOOOOOOO!
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A day where all the failed abortions world wide can gather together and celebrate life!
"hey bud, you must've been born with a thick skull"
"yeah that's why they couldn't abort me lol"
"it's National Failed Abortion Day"