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Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.

by GabeRose May 31, 2021


McDonald’s Hot Coffee

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.

She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.

by Kira_EZMoney August 1, 2022


top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022


reverse coffee break

Peeing into your own mouth.

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.

by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017


we had coffee

a good night of sex to keep u up.

i met kesha at the bar one night, she was pretty so i told her. she opened up about her day and we had coffee.

by Rdg_Dreaddy July 11, 2017


hot coffee moment

A moment in a video game where a sex scene or nudity is either hidden or explicit. Reference to the hot coffee mod in GTA San Andreas where dataminers found a sex scene in the game.

Guy 1: Hey why is that guy naked?
Guy 2: It’s a hot coffee moment.
Guy 1: ohh okay

by Xx_autisticpanic_xX September 1, 2019


yeast in the coffee pot

The act of spreading a yeast infection via switching from vaginal intercourse to anal intercourse. This can occur both by accident or on purpose.

I knew that something wasn't right after last night. When I woke up the next morning I realized that there was yeast in the coffee pot.

by pandacanon February 11, 2018