gentlemen it’s time for you to be a big man. get that sexy mama of yours and give her a gift of a lifetime. check vsco,pinterest,insta, but no cringe. good luck fellas!
“bro did you get your girl a gift?”
“for what?”
“national get your girlfriend a gift day”
A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day
April 28th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day, so give her your hoodie!
Hey did you hear it's Give your girlfriend your hoodie day?
Yeah man! I already gave mine to Emily!
Give your girlfriend your hoodie on this day September 24th she will love you forever!
September 24th; Give your girlfriend your hoodie day
You:hands her hoodie
Her:*Yanks it from you, puts it on* *hugs you tight and gives you kisses*
I love you!! 😃💙💙
You:that was easy, I love to see her smile. And damn she looks great.
National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day is December 15th. So go to her favorite restaurant or Fast food place and go get her food!
Hey Chris today is National Get Your Girlfriend Food Day so you better bring her food”
Chris: Oh yeah! Good thinking
On November 14th, A girlfriend is allowed to touch her boyfriends butthole without any sa Good and questions!
Ava: “Colin, it’s National Girlfriend Touches Boyfriends Butthole Day! Give me your butthole!”
On may 21st you must give your girlfriend all the dick she wants, no matter what.
Today is National give your girlfriend dick day, are you excited
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