They're Giving Away Titties

It's an expression one uses if a place is overly crowded.

(Mcdonald's is overly crowded at lunch)

Gary : Why is it so damn crowded in here man.
Brandon: It's cuz They're Giving away titties today.

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Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"

Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!

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give your ferret a run

Aussie, British, and Kiwi slang for Sex. Usually the men say it

Male: Babe, How 'bout I give your ferret a run?

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give me my earnings

what you say when you're owed money from the pot in a game of 'Screw Your Neighbor', even though you're still like 50 bucks in debt

(Magecks wins the game):
Magecks: 'give me my earnings'
Bamberg: 'like you worked for it'
Lou: 'ya and you're still in debt to me'
(crowd laughs)

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give me a fucking cookie

this is what happens when a human (most likely a child) is hungry but another human (most likely adult) says no.

Timmy wanted his cookie for drawing a line and his mother said no, so Timmy yelled "GIVE ME A FUCKING COOKIE"

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/give @s command_block 1

gave one command block to steve.

steve:/give @s command_block 1
command block: hippity hoppity your slot is now my property.

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I don't give a swag

According to an unknown tumblr user, this term was originally coined by an Albert Einstein while arguing with his teacher. It is used in the same way as "I don't gave a fuck", but tends to have a kinder, less harsh, and more joking purpose when used in a sentence.

Person 1: "Can I eat your meatloaf?"

Person 2: "Dude, I don't give a swag! Eat away."

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