The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.
I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.
A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
Hairy Otter is the best!!!
Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.
She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!
A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.
Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.
It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time
You man has a hairy flange
“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day”