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hairy cushion

The act of sitting on someone's face who has a full beard and mustache.

I sat on his face, it was a real hairy cushion.

by Isyaboyshrimpdick August 7, 2021


hairy otter

A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)

Hairy Otter is the best!!!

by *blink blink* April 4, 2021


Hairy as a mongoose

Someone that has more hair on their body than normal.

She didn't shave her legs all winter so she was hairy as a mongoose!

by Maddogg radio December 16, 2023


Hairy highway

A thick hairy trail of hair running from the bottom of the bellybutton that then merges into the pubic hair near the crotch area. Often larger then a happy trial.

Sara said “nick has a huge happy trial”. “Bitch that’s a hairy highway!” Replied Britany.

by Hairy Highway February 7, 2018


Hairy flange

It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time

You man has a hairy flange

by Leon quinn June 21, 2017


Hairy booger

A hairy non shaven vagina.

I don't like to eat hairy booger. I want it shaved.

by Mattcmc2003 October 17, 2018


hairy scary

a fat hairy penis

“he’s got a hairy scary”
“i sucked a fat hairy scary the other day

by wot do u mean December 11, 2017