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When a handful of pubes is sprinkled into some soup and then drank without a spoon
"I got hungry the other day, so Chad hooked me up with a nice hairy soup bowl. Tasted like heaven in my mouth."
Where someone who has a giant mustache licks someone out.
-Oi mate, I had a hairy fuck last night.
-Damn!
The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.
Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.
Basically a nipple.
Two things attached to your chest sorta like barnacles on a ship.... But they're hairy.
I have a third hairy barnacle....... wanna see?
When you place you hairy nut sack on you significant other’s forehead while she pounds your meat stick with her little hands, as she’s stroking you bust your load in her eyes and start snapping in her ears to create the crackle affect.
“Gimme that hairy firecracker you dirty boy” “say no more”
The hairy kaleidoscope is a sexual act that involves 2 sets of men docking and making very intense eye contact.
"I walked in on my boyfriend and his 3 "best friends" doing the hairy kaleidoscope"
A box of full of goodies for men. To all over your head and face.
Our lass got us a hairy box for my birthday. Smell my beard.