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1) Wild chaos and drama just started going down.
2) A famous lyric from Warren Zevon's 1978 hit "Lawyers, Guns, And Money", singing it in reference to him getting found while on the run right after he realized he tried to bed a woman he didn't know was a Russian spy until it was too late:
And I'm hiding in Honduras/I'm a desperate man/Send lawyers, guns, and money/The shit has hit the fan
On this day, Emily has to ask out Daniel
Stella: Did you hear it was November 2nd?
Leah: OOHH that means Emily has to ask out Daniel!!
November 2: National Emily has to ask out Daniel Day
The good lord has a sense of humor is an old southern way of saying “a really funny coincidence” this definition stems from the southern United States around late 1700s to the early 1800s
From the movie Gettysburg:
“Today is July 3rd”
“And tomorrow is July 4th, Independence Day, The Good Lord has a sense of humor”
"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny
Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
“who has?” is short for “who has marijuana?” and is often used on snapchat or instagram stories of those seeking a dealer.
can also be used with a few choice words describing the availability of the user, such as deliver, pickup, meetup etc
see who needs? for the seller alternative
Man, on his snapchat story: “who has? and can deliver?”
Dealer, responding to his story; “ya bro i got $10 woods and $5 delivery, what’s ur addy?”
my catchphrase cus a can i like my catchphrase
i walked in exited saying ho he ha he hoooooo
Better than ur family tree lgbt
Peter: ur mom gay
You: ur chick has a dick
Peter: * face melts of and explodes into pieces*