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because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

by *insert middle finger here* June 23, 2006

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i probably hate you

13 year old kiddos who want to be edgy

13//emo//bisexual ^`^//BMTH//I probably hate you

by tripperoni November 28, 2016


National Hate Nick Day

Every February 3rd you have to hate on anyone named Nick.

Hey is your name Nick? Yea well its National Hate Nick Day, so fuck you I hate you

by Sterm Meister Meister Sterm February 4, 2023

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pretty-girl hate machine

A group of girls, usually preps between 13 and 21, who think they are inherently better than everyone else and as such have the right to make other girls feel inferior.

Girl 1: Did you hear what Jessica and her friends said about Kate?
Girl 2: Ignore them, they are just a pretty-girl hate machine.

by SeraphimNoted August 8, 2012

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I hate your face

A quote from the 2006 movie, "Grandma's Boy", where the uber-nerd prodigy J.P. (Joel Moore) reminds the office underlings in a tinny, robot voice "I hate your face"

Is a source of humor for techies everywhere and an inspiration for people thinking about getting metal legs.

Man walks into room, sees fiancee in bed with another man.

"I hate your face!"

Turning, he sneers, "Adios turdnuggets!"

by Ian Akori March 19, 2009

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hate us cause they anus

A way of saying the phrase, "Hate us cause they ain't us" with a little more elegance.

Webster: "Boy I'll tell ya Garth, them jocks are always ragging on us for our programming skills."
Garth: "Hate us cause they anus!"

by Tim Funkin' January 15, 2015

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i hate school styll

meaning u hate school โ€œthoughโ€

person one: u get good grades so that must mean u love school

person two: nah mon i hate school styll

by fawaaaad November 17, 2017

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