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A term you say to your friends, mainly male friends if you have any moral code. You only say it to them when they are angry or very mad. I wouldn't recomend saying it to them if they are angry at you and are on the verge of stabbing you with something.
Friend: Shut the fuck up
You: Are you having your period?
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pocketknifes are useful tools for getting out of sticky situations. metaphorically, if you say “ooh i have a pocketknife” you mean that you have just thought of a way to get out of a sticky situation. it could also mean that you literally have a pocketknife on hand
example one:
person 1: i don’t want to go to the party because my ex will be there and we planned on going together
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife! you could come with me to my sister’s preschool graduation!
example 2:
person 1: i need something to cut this rope
person 2: ooh i have a pocketknife!
“Go commit are have stupid” is an alternative to saying “Go be stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: “Lol you suck at maths”.
ROBLOX Player 2: “Go commit are have stupid”.
ROBLOX Player 1: *are have stupid*.
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Does Stitch have Coronavirus??
Nah B*tch
When a friend is the literal reason, in every scenario, as to why you can't have nice things. (Ex: always spilling beers, falling over things, breaking things, etc.)
God damnit, Deborah! You're the reason we can't have nice things!
When you don't have anything to say or think
Them : " So what is your motivation ? "
Her : " I don't have think "
When someone’s talking some bullshit and u gotta go
Person A- “so I have my colonoscopy tomorrow and I’m excited”
Person B- “I have an Iced Tea”*proceeds to leave*