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When somebody dumps an unpleasant task on you with the expectation that you must immediately do something about it, especially when the task in question is completely outside your ordinary area of responsibility.
My elderly father lives 150 miles away but he just called telling me he has fallen on the floor and can't get up, as usual he gives me more bags of shit to hold.
Is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D
One who holds up a gang sign (🤟🏻) is in love with Tommy D and Sammy D
When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.
Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.
The Cheese Hold Challenge is a challenge where someone puts cheese in their butt and then someone takes it and holds it.
Jhon " Want to do the cheese hold Challenge"
Bob"First have to put the cheese in someone's butt then hold it nasty.
Refers to where da irate "paw" of a redneck chick is permitted only one opportunity to protest a horny stud's getting his "little pumpkin" preggo before he is permanently barred from demanding a shotgun wedding.
In da infamous "history of da yodel" tale, da enraged farmer unwittingly missed his single chance at recourse against da nameless traveler who had "gotten it on in da hayloft" with both his daughter AND his wife da night before --- said sly seed-spreader simply "had his fun" and then quietly slipped off far away before da man even knew what had happened --- and thus said furious family-head was made a victim of da old "Speak now, or forever hold your piece" scenario.
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A phrase used by immortals like Harlz when Largs penises need to be held.
Harlz: “Yo Takerei fuck that bitch she can hold a frank”