Rural Dictionary

holy shitballs

a young christian girl whos short. and well obviously has a face shaped like a ball. and enjoys customising shit and takeing rough concrete shits all over the placy

i clicked on a holy shitballs 's picture and then i clicked on another one. they were customized. the 2nd one had shit on her face

by truth of truths May 24, 2009

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Holy Duck Fuck

Used when seeing something so unbelievingly mind blowing your brain has a spasm in an attempt to keep your head from exploding.

~You walk outside and see two hot, half-naked lesbians making out on your front porch~

You: "Holy Duck Fuck..."

by ThatEducatedBlackGuy November 18, 2010

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When a man ties/binds a woman to a fence {most commonly in a church-yard or another place of worship} in the crucifix position and proceeds to penetrate them. In the penultimate throes he then withdraws and cums into her hair. He follows this by rubbing the semen into her hair until it is messy like a Rag-Doll's. He then plays with the woman like a children's toy until he gets bored or is discovered by the police.

man to priest "Forgive me Father for i have sinned, last night i Holy Rag-Dolled some girl in the church yard"

by Charity Burbage May 26, 2009

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