Three knuckle hook job

Insert three fingers anally, slightly past the middle knuckles; then bend the fingers and lift violently.

When I caught the whore going through my wallet; I gave her a three knuckle hook job on one end, grabbed her hair with the other hand and threw her ass outta the hotel room.

hook me up fat

When, in a business transaction, someone hooks you up fat, they give you more than you expect.

Every time I go to McDonalds, they hook me up fat with a free soda.

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off tha hook

A very annoying mis-hap which usually occurs in the bathroom.

"Damn my fuckin robe fell "off the hook" again!"

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dirty south fish hook

Two in the stink and one in the pink.

An inverted shocker (see shocker) also reference (stinky pinky)

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random hook-up buddies

Much like a friend with benefits, a random hook-up buddy is someone you're not actually in a relationship with but still get busy with.

Unlike a friend with benefits however, random hook-up buddies hook up on less frequent, more random (hence the name) intervals.

"Mark and Brooke must be random hook-up buddies. The two or three times a month they see each other they always get busy."

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new jersey meat hook

When a girl gets off the bed after intercourse and the guy puts his index and middle finger into her vagina and thumb into the anus and pulls her back to the bed.

When i got done with tito's mom i through her back onto the bed with a new jersey meat hook.

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alaskan fish hook

An alsakan fish hook is when you are finger blasting a girl and she tries too pull away but you curve your finger into a hook like shape and pull her back.

I got alaskan fish hooked last night!

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