Throw Sam Across The Room Day

that’s it. just throw them.

sam: i’m screwed
person: why?
sam: it’s throw sam across the room day

I can see everything in the room

I can see everything in the room it means i also even see myself, if you look for me you will find yourself but if you don’t I will find you

There are two objects in the Room. I can see everything in the room even myself even myself, if you look for me you will find yourself but if “you don’t see me but I can see you, I can see everything “

rorrim>>>>>reverse

a smile that can light up a room

It's almost like a hug, but without the touching-another-person bit. To light up a room, one needs more than a good sense of humor, a tank of gas, curiosity, or some matches. They also need to put people at ease…and smiling is the best way to do it.

“guys, seungmin is smiling again! he really has a smile that can light up a room!”

a tomato flew around my room

when something is a little bit off

instead of saying "that was a bit off" say "that was like a tomato flew around my room, bro"

i felt that mmhmm across the room

When she make that face like really nigga and you can feel her facial expression

I felt that mmhmm across the room she definitely caught that mans

Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

the state of embracing a negative moment with upmost enthusiasm (preferably while intoxicated), but not necesarilly.

You are headbutted by a girl's boyfriend for simply defending the honor of some poor, wayward maiden...in response to how you are feeling, you say...I feel like the Kling Klang King of the Rim Ram Room

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Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam

When your roommate in college obtains rubber gloves from an unknown source and proceeds to offer you a discounted prostate exam, so long as you return the favor. After making sure you are both cancer free and ready to set up shop, you proceed to start an ass check factory in your dorm room. It is not uncommon to invite certain faculty members, janitors, teachers, and hall mates into your makeshift clinic for a quick "slip of the shitter." Most clients leave humiliated, stained, and with a loose butthole. Despite willing (some unwilling) customers dissatisfaction, they often remark that it is still far better than going to a regular doctors office.

Undergraduate History Major: "Hey Dr. Travis, would you like me to put a gloved fist inside of your asshole and wiggle it around? We call it the Low Cost Dorm Room Prostate Exam."
Interested Professor: "Well go again son, so long as you don't pull out the lightbulb I stuck up their last night while watching Judge Judy."
Undergraduate History Major: "It's free so long as you look me in the eyes and call me The Old Pretender."

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