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The theory that given time everything on the Internet will devolve into poor quality content designed to drive advertisement revenue through clickbait, stolen, and/or inflammatory content.
To see evidence of the Inevitable Internet Entropy theory one need look no further than once-lauded sites as The Huffington Post, Slate, and Time.
The Trou Just War Theory (TJWT) is a theory developed by theologians at West Point, NY. A Just War under the TJWT is one whereby a male cadet "slays" a trou just to be doing it. However, an unjust war is when male cadet is romancing (also known as tromancing) a trou. A Just War must also meet the Jus Ad Bellum requirements of:
Just cause: The male had no other vagina around he could use.
Last Resort: The male should never go for trou first.
CDT Cow With No Standards is currently involved in an unjust war under the Trou Just War Theory.
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Normal Person+Anonymity+Audience=Total Fuckwad
the theory that people act like jerks because they want attention and can't be caught.
originated from Penny-Arcade
That troll is proof of the "Greater Internet Fuckwad Theory"
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Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.
Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."
Also see: Beer Goggles
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The life source of Silent Hill fanboys everywhere. They have people fighting about the true ending and stuff like that.
Fanboy 1: Dude i just finished Silent Hill 2 last night!!
Fanboy 2:Did you figure out the ending? I think it was the suicide ending because of all the water in the game!
Fandboy 3 : No! It is the Alien ending because James' jacket is green!
Fanboy 1 shoots Fanboy 2.
Fanboy 3: Silent Hill 2 theories are the best!
A widespread theory/belief that states, "One has better luck when their age is that of a prime number"
When someone is of an age that is a prime number, they can truly say that they are in their "prime year". This applies to both luck, fortune, and overall charisma. It's a good time to buy a lottery ticket or open a fortune cookie, and to try new things.
A 'Prime Number' is a number only divisible by itself and one.
Ex. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89,97, etc....
"Happy 31st Birthday, you know what that means?"
"Of course I do! I subscribe to the same PRIME NUMBER AGE THEORY as you! This year is gonna rawk!"
**HIGH FIVE**
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The theory that every video on YouTube has at least one ongoing argument in the comments section. These arguments often have nothing to do with the video itself, and tend to involve uncited sources and inexorably strong language. The theory is named after YouTube's creators: Steven Chen, Chad Hurley, and Jawed Karim.
Thanks to the Chen/Hurley/Karim Theory, you can easily experience the downfall of human society firsthand.