J-Lessed

v. The act of ejaculating on someone's face unexpectedly.

"yo I just J-Lessed when I saw that pair of rockin' tits."

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J-banger

Joint, spliff, doobie; a cigarette combined with cannabis that will get you high.

'Let's roll a J-banger', 'I'm J-bangered'.

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mickey j

like a hickey, but on your butt

Guy 1: "I gave her a Mickey j last night"
Guy 2: "so you got some good booty?"
Guy 1: "totally"

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Momma J

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3

Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.

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J Captain

The captain of j cats (jail/prison term for a mentally unstable person).

"look at all those j cats in front of that house. The one with no shirt on is the J Captain!"

"your so dumb wtf! J Captain over here!"

j cat j captain mental insane 51/50

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bar-j

A blow job that occurs in a bar

I was at O'Houlanhan's last night and Stacy gave me a bar-j under the table! Radical!

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J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.

That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!

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