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a pinch/dip of smokeless tobacco, preferably Skoal Mint, that lacks in size or is smaller than that of the average five year old.
Wow dude, that's not even a dip its a damn jimmy jam.
Nice jimmy jam fag, my little brother puts in bigger dips than that.
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An Affectionate Term to describe urinating. Often used be Royalty.
Oh my goodness, I do so need a Jimmy Riddle!
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When you fuck a pussy long enough and hard enough to have the foliage displayed in a plume-like fashion. Then you pour Hot Sauce on the exposed vaginal area and salt it and pour lime juice on it and spray axe on it and set it on fire and pee on it to extinguish it. Then you eat the pussy.
Jack: Ready for the Hot Jimmy?
Meaghan: Fuck no, that shit's gonna fuck me up!
Jack: Alright here we go....
Meaghan: Fuckity! That shit is spicier than a Mexican asshole!
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When you're too tired or too lazy to have "normal" sex and you slip it in from the side
Why don't you lose those trousers there big boy and give me a little "slippin jimmy" it's been a long day.
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Ugly, multi-colored pants often worn by men working out at a gym, typically worn in the 90's.
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A very complex stunt requiring a cork, jam, a branding iron, and ass-less chaps. There are multiple steps to this procedure...
1. Place the jam in the recipients bum hole
2. Push the cork as far into the ass as possible
3. Then, brand the recipient with the branding iron (preferably with the shape of a large genitalia)
4. The recipient then should poop/fart as hard as possible rendering a jam explosion out of their anus
5. Have the recipient then eat the jam and yell "Jimmy Fest!" as loud as possible (preferably while chocking on the shitty jam"
6. While your partner chokes to death, sing "Living in the sunlight" by Tiny Tim
GREAT SUCCESS!
"Excuse me sir, would you mind going to the Jimmy Fest with me tonight?"
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