What david richard touches all day long
1)stop touching those little boys DR!
2)And stop attracting fat ugly goth girls to our table!
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what mary had
mary had a little lamb. she also had a duck. she would put them in a water bed to see if they would fuck.
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A variant of the OH-6 Cayuse. It's a small and manueverable helicopter used by the Army's 160th Special Operations Air Regiment. It can be fitted with two "benches" on the outside to carry two people on each. It is the small helicopter in Blackhawk Down.
Those Sammys were totally owned by the little bird's miniguns!
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Replying to a single person as opposed the entire group
When someone sends a mail to a large group, be considerate and little-r instead of replying to the entire group.
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When a midget (Preferrably British) masturbates.
He's so short. He's definitely a little wanker.
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A "Little Debbie" is a sexual act in which a man ejaculates into the anus of another..."cream between two buns"...
My girlfriends favorite snack food brand is definately little debbie...she begs me for it all the time...
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"Small Falls" where there is a small damn. Charles Lindbergh originated from Little Falls.
"where do you live?"
"I live in little falls"
"don't you mean small falls"
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