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When Steak & Blowjob day goes horribly wrong...
Adam - "Did you get Steak & Blowjob last night?"
Tom - "No, I had Keema & Masturbate Day, unfortunately."
The act of freezing ones foreskin to the point it snaps and cracks when one gets an erection.
"Don't pick a fight with me, or I'll Canadian Masturbate all over you!"
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