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Once my boss just went to a bbq place and eat like 2 racks of ribs, a huge side of mac & cheese, huge side of mashed potatoes, lots of chicken, like 4 pepsis, and a ton of other stuff. On the car ride home he woke up out of a meat coma, and said," zzz, oh, ice cream, ice cream, oh sorry guys i was just in a meat coma, zzz,zzz,zzzz." in a half a sleep voice. Then is wife said,"where?" he replied," zzz, chick-fil-a. chick-fil-aaa." in a half a sleep voice. So we went through the chick-fil-a drive through and got three XL soft serves, even though I said I only wanted a small.
Sorry guys I was in a meat coma.
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a special type of hot dog that has a considerable amount of girth and/or is considerably longer when compared to an ordinary hot dog. The differentiation between a meat shaft and a bratwurst is the quality and selection of meat included in the food, where a bratwurst is, on the whole, of a higher quality of ingredients than a regular hot dog or meat shaft.
"Wow, this hot dog is so thick that I think it could be considered a meat shaft!"
"I've moved on from hot dogs to meat shafts to give myself a more pleasurable experience."
"Have you done this before?" "Yea, I've practice with several meat shafts in the past, so I don't have a gag reflex anymore."
"Dang, a few inches longer, and I could call this hot dog a meat shaft."
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Did you see the feet meat on that girl? Puffy fuckin feet!
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A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.
Can I made a deposit of deez nuts into your girlfriend's meat purse?
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An Ambulance or Moble Intensive Care Unit
"All of a sudden the kids are yellin' from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom Daddy!" "Not now dammit!"
Truck Tire! ERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! I can't stopppp!!! ARGGG! ERRRR! ERRRR! ITS A CLIFF!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH! OHHH MY GOD WE'RE BURNING ALIVE! OHHH I CANT FEEL MY LEGS! HERE COMES THE MEAT WAGON! WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWWW WEEEEE OWWWW!!!! THE MEDIC GETS OUT AND SAYS "OHHHHH MYYYY GODDD!" The new guy's over on the corner pukin' his guts, MMMMMUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! MUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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Hey, bend over and spread your meat curtains so i can ride you bare-back from behind and spray my love all over your ass!
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A worn out vagina. Usually accompanied by a set of "meat curtains".
Tom: Did she have a nice pussy?
Bill: No she didn't it was more like a meat canyon. Kinda like sticking a hotdog in a hallway. She had the meat curtains and everything.
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