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Blowing the sweat pool in the Belly button like a geyser
Guy1: yo were you belly blowing your girl last night?
Guy2: hell yeah
When someone is going on and on saying things they think you want to hear. Telling you random lies so they can get in with you. The biggest bull shitter of all time.
He is the biggest blow George I’ve ever seen.
To vomit like no one is watching. Can be so intense that you may feel your stomach in your esophagus. Common causes include: meat sweats, diarrhea, intense exercise, asthma, falling into a dumpsters, stubbing a pinky toe, shaking hands with a man named Tom Waterson, eating orchids, consuming the stems of marigolds, ingesting grape flavored children's Advil, standing next to a man interesting in little boys, being near to or remotely associated with shrek, running into a door at church, consuming raw or undercooked meat, your wife strangling you with a necktie from her late father's attic space, and so on.
Joaquin: Did you see Dominic blow chunks after ther 15k yesterday?
Ryan: TOTALLY! I was right there when it happened! He overdosed on medication from his inhaler.
When you get or give blow job in the dark by someone you don't know and can't see and it might not even be a girl so I guess it should be a mystery blow.
That silent blow was more then I expected
Another way of saying you got a blowjob. This phrase is in reference to how when a cartridge based videogame wasn't working, you blew on the inside of it to remove dust.
Adam had a rough day at work. So his girlfriend started blowing the cartridge for him.
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Because blow ‘job’ sounds like work
Ken: How about a blow vacation?
Lady: I don’t follow
Ken: Doesn’t a blow ‘job’ sound like work?
Lady: Well then... *gulp gulp...*