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When the copy machine will not work until you have opened every door and stuck your hand in every crevice to find the imaginary paper jam. You finally get irritated and turn it off and then back on and it works fine again.
I was trying to print out my invoices when I got stuck doing copy machine foreplay for 30 minutes.
When you can’t stop using a claw machine, until the Denny’s employee cuts you off of the quarters.
Denny’s employee “This one guy comes in and spend 50 bucks until he gets a prize from the claw machine. He has a claw machine addiction”
Theater kid #4: But I wanted sugar loaf!
A godly figure, who mows down motorcycles.
Fuck, not again! Bonk's Meme Machine double boosted that fucking guy!
A heavy weapon capable of shooting a shitton of bullets. Often belt fed. Badass but slow. Good for waves of suppressing fire.
Light machine gun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Somebody who supplies exceptionally high levels of customer service throughout the day
Bro have you seen him? He's like a customer service machine!
Vending Machine Name is when somebody puts the first letter of their name and number behind it
🗣️:“hey gabby what’s your vending machine name”?
👤: my vending machine name is g5
When a girl pulls down on a guys dick as hard as she can like pulling down a slot machine lever.
Michelle and Stephanie pulled down my dick!!! Angry slot machine!!!