old head

Reference to an older person's penis.

Old people have wrinkly dicks.

51👍 299👎

Old enough to count, old enough to mount

The premise that if an underage girl is old enough to count, she is old enough to have sex with. In most countries though, acting upon this notion constitutes as statutory rape.

"Hey check out that babe over there, she's totally giving me the eye."
"Yeah but she's only like 7 years old"
"Hey man, old enough to count, old enough to mount."

40👍 7👎

Old School

An academy of sorts attended in the past.

Hey man didn't that crazy one eyed chick on the street corner over there go to your old school. I think she's selling drugs... maybe she can hook us up.

3👍 9👎

OLD TOSSER

Someone who can Skim Stones across the water - further than you ! (And who resembles all of the above !!)

Easdale Island World Stone Skimming Championship 2009/2010. OLD TOSSER

3👍 9👎

old brick

Old brick kids are scumbags according to memorial kids. But this is true cause memorial kids are more fun at partys, have hotter chicks, and better sports teams. Brick memorial- 1 old brick - 0

"Hey you go to old brick?"

" yea"

"You should go to memorial, wayy hotter chicks bruh"

2👍 5👎

Old Dog

An old dog is a Targeted Individual who has survived years of being gangstalked. He has endured night after night of sexual attraction tests, he or she has been treated like a pervert, offered a virtual person to react to sexually, they are masturbated people "7" with a cord (yellow and black) attaches the genitals, they are asked to make imaginary love with the evoked potential person. The TI is punished for feeling pleasure.

" You are stalked by the one with the old dog"

2👍 6👎

old europe

it means that they hate jews

....dirty old europe

9👍 43👎