A guy that no matter how obscure the subject may be always has something to say. Often comments start in the form of a question, then lead to a diatribe on how one can get stronger Abs, or just some other random non associated garbage. Sometimes the person will talk in a whisper and drive everyone insane who is trying to listen, even though nothing that is coming out of that person's food hole is worth listening to. Often these people have names, but are often referred to with just facial expressions.
Hello I am Tommy Two Cents I know about advertising on cow hormones in Africa, which is famous for its ab workouts done in the jungle, similar to how I workout my abs, can you guys hear me? I have a microphone here, but I am not going to use it, because screw you.
Tommy the tammpy tampon
Tommy the tammpy tampon is needed inside
One known for putting or pulling big things in/out of seemingly impossible tight spots with the cunning prowess of an illusionist or wizard
Damn, Tommy Tow Master you straight finessed that truck out of that ditch!!
Alright Tommy Tow Master- let's see how you're gonna get yourself out of this one !
When someone has diarrhoea or the “shits”
Harvey mate i got the tommy shooters
A young woman who is truth to every one
Tommy shay is a thoughtful person
a disgrace to humanity. His mere existence is enough to cause pain in every living soul on this earth and make them want to shove a razer keyboard down his throat until he starts bleeding inside from his gums because of repeated and aggressive movement of the keyboard
An annoying homophobic child that told his friend sh jokes
Laura: do you watch tommy innit?
James: why would i watch someone problematic