someone who circulates in the group chat often. this person (in most cases) is not aware of this however. usually someone the group chat makes fun of.
Person 1: "Sarah is our group chat celebrity."
Person 2: "Yup! We talk about her all the time."
A hot amazing guys who deserves love AND NEEDS TO STOP CALLING MARINETTE JUST A FRIEND. UGH
Boy: Omg that Chat Noir
Girl: Why wont ladybug just accept his love
Boy: WHY WONT HE ACCEPT MARINETTES LOVE FOR HIM
Mlb fandom: Why not both
You're probably the famous and astonishing superhero✨chat noir✨who saves paris from akuma victims all the time. let me just say..YOU. ARE. NOT. A. SIDEKICK! you are my favourite superhero✨
and unless you aren't chat noir..i apologise on my behalf.
chat noir..did you know marinettes ladybug? not just a friend huh..
Chat noir is a sexy beast a hot mother fucker and I wish he was real but alas he is not🥲
Chat noir is a sexy beast
Chatting on IM when you know the other person is not actually at their computer. The chat is time-shifted like Tivo and you know that your 'instant' message will not be immediately read. Instead you chat knowing that the messages will not be read until the other person returns to their computer.
me: hey, u @?
me: Tivo chat time
me: u should have heard the ruckus whn my p's came home
me: give me a holla whn ur back
me: i'll b on cell @ the beach byotch
me: going 4 a dip in de ocean!
me: ciao
Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)