Phone Slut

A person who takes other people's phones to look through their pictures and get dirt on the owner of the phone and other people.

Person 1: OMG! You have a screenshot of this convo with Dillon! He asked for nudes!

Person 2: Stop being such a phone slut. It's not cool.

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smash phone

A cheap phone used for illegal porposes that you can smash on the ground when your done with it.

I just got a smash phone for the trap house

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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.

"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."

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Phone rage

On the phone --- when someone EXPLODES in rage and rants.... over talking you and maybe hanging up wanting no feedback or discussion from you.

Phone Rage: "How dare you speak to me that way....HOW DARE YOU.....this conversation is over - good bye" - (they hang up.) The language may be far worse but you get the idea. Later they may try to contact via phone - text- email - to blame and fault you in more rage and rant. {rageaholic}

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Cell phone

An easy excuse not to interact with anyone in the real world.

Bob: Hey, what's up Steve?
Steve on cell phone: ...

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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.

a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.

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16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.

"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."

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