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100% pure concentrated emo.
Damn, what an alchemy pirate.
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A sex offender that lives by the pirate code! Often in denial of being a rapist.
Judge: "The charges against your are rape, how do you plead?"
Sex Pirate: "I deny all charges of rape! I, are, an honourable man, your grace"
Judge: "So you deny that you engaged in forced sex with the victim?"
Sex Pirate: "Nay, the booty was plundered, that it was, your grace."
Judge *Shakes head*
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It's a pirate that can't afford an eye patch so he wears his bangs like emo to cover the area of his face where the missing eye is.
Unlike emos, these pirates would cut other people, not themselves.
damn i lost my eye patch in the last attack. I'm an Emo Pirate now.
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When a male is "doing the dirty" with a female. Before the male ejaculates, he pulls out and shoots the money shot, proceeding with a kick to either knee cause the female to jump up and down on one leg covering her money shot eye.
I thought it would be quite hilarious to see Jane as a "Sexy Pirate."
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Finally, here we have one of the very few Disney movies that don't suck ass. The movie is filled with action-packed scenes, blood, dead people, and almost none of that fruity faggot crap you typically find in a Disney movie.
I will buy Pirates of the Carribean when it finally comes out on video or DVD.
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a term used to refer to a gay man or homosexual,due to the fact that gay men enjoy anal sex and are prone to wearing fruity bandannas and wearing a single gold earing...plus they like sailers!
some butt pirates last nite were trying to pick me up i shot the mother fucker cuz i aint gay!
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When you decide to take the monster shit you've been holding back all day but because of the immense pleasure of the shit exiting your butt cheeks you get a hard on. The head of the penis becomes trapped beneath the rim of the toilet acting as a hook.
I went to Somalia as soon as I broke my friends toilet rim because of the pirate hook.
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