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A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.
Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.
Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.
Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!
Piss chaps is a phenomenon that happens to some individuals when they have been consuming copious amounts of alcohol. After an individual has drank excessively, they may have the unfortunate instance to wet themselves, sometimes through no fault of their own. The area of their pants that is wet versus the area that is dry resembles that of an individual that is wearing chaps. The person donning the piss chaps may or may not be conscious.
Man 1: What the hell happened to you?
Man 2: I passed out at the bar.
Man 1: Looks like you had an accident in your pants.
Man 2: How can you tell??
Man 1: You're wearing your piss chaps!!!
When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.
(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted
Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "
The very CORE of someone's being; Absolutely EVERYTHING they have: physically, mentally & spiritually.
"Frank beat the LIVING PISS out of Dave the other day. It was hard to watch."
"Dude, that movie scared the LIVING PISS out of me! I've never been so frightened in my life!"
When you have to take a shit but the stall is occupied so you take a piss in the urinal instead.
Man I had to take a massive dump earlier but someone was on the shitter, I had to take a consolation piss instead.
Adjective, meaning "hung over" in New Zealand English slang. Comes from "piss" (alcohol; getting drunk) and "crook" (NZ/Aus/UK sick; ill), literally "alcohol sick". Usually implies that vomiting is involved.
Mate, I was so piss crook yesterday, couldn't stop chundering aye.
A urination of significant length, volume and satisfaction that could be compared to the satisfying deep forest pissing of a largely boned and built lumberjack in an aromatic lushly foliated evergreen forest.
I waited all night to piss but when I finally did it was a huge Lumberjack Piss.