Random
Source Code
Random
Lil Pony is one of the best known rappers in the world. His latest release drunk love has topped the fucking billboards and is becoming a household name.
"OMG I just want Lil Pony to have sex with me" - hot Latino girl.
(n) a place where horses go to when they die and then have horse sex
its okay... Sally is in pony heaven giving one last ride
A slang term for a Charley Horse cramp, taking the shorthand forms of each word.
Tim: ah! My leg! *gets up and limps around awkwardly to shake the pain out*
Jeff: looks like you got a Chuck Pony.
Party ponie(s) are any hairstyle, often slutty, that include a hair elastic and are believed to make drinking more fun.
Holly is wearing her party ponie out tonight, it’s getting wild.
A sexual position where the man is on his back while the woman straddles him in reverse cowgirl with the unconventional use of a ping pong paddle and ball.
Trisha's too much to handle, her and Brad fucked Ping Pony last night... I've never liked props the way they do.
The drowsiness or exhaustion, coupled with general brain fog, following the use of Benadryl (or other antihistamine, typically pink in color).
I can’t go out tonight. I’m riding the pink pony, so I’m binging the Good Place again.
The state of adoration for all of the above
"I love property wine ponies"
"Fuck yeah, property wine ponies"
"I'd sell my children for property wine ponies"