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A phone containing many contacts which provide a good chance of getting some poon/vagina/snatch often made at late night summons. The poon phone is used to arrange clandestine sexual liaisons on an ad hoc basis (just a plain old-fashioned "let's fuck").
Can I use Bob’s cell to get some women over at this party? I hear he has a poon phone!
I have seven sluts on my contacts list; does this mean I have a poon phone?
When the crease underneath the muffin top smells like cheese
Bro¹: yo i was with ogirl last night and she had a "poon flap"
Bro²: lmao damn Foo, so what yall do then?
Bro¹:asked her if she wana take a shower with me lmfao
scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning
I just got done pooning my chick.
It's time for A pooner!
the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole
“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”
an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower
poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit
husband ok
“ I was getting Head and I shot my poon glue in her eye and it got stuck shut”