When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow
Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.
An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.
Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning
Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door
scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning
I just got done pooning my chick.
It's time for A pooner!
the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole
“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”
an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower
poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit
husband ok