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Poon Pirate

When you sneak into your grandads room and steal all his 1960s erotica and vigorously masterbate whilst dressed like Jack sparrow

Girl 1, "found me pops porn"
Girl 2 "oh sweet did you do the old poon Pirate"
Girl 1 "oh the sheets were so wet grandad thought he'd pissed himself.

by MrMooftySanch July 9, 2021


brain poon

masturbation

scott and ryan got some brain poon

by zachcameupwiththeword July 28, 2008


May Poon

An extreme feeling of attraction between a boy and an older woman in university. May lead to pregnancy and abortion.

Bruce pulled a May Poon.

by Zomgmygoodnessbbq February 4, 2011


Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025


pooning

scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning

I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!

by Catapillar with horns January 5, 2021


pooning

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole

“ omg i just walked in on polka pooning!”

by skibidipooner June 12, 2024


poon nam D

an indian who eats shit from her hunbands ass and has to put rain barrels out to take a shower

poo. ima eat your poon nam d shit

husband ok

by ferar417 September 14, 2020