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Sometimes buying new is not an option. It's during these times you have to go cheap and redneck-repair and innovate.
Still sad & racist as F*CK.Can me replaced with Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rig, and hillbilly rig depending on the audience being spoken to.
I just Redneck-rigged my steering wheel back on the car. I pray to to glorious Lynyrd Skynyrd it holds.
(This is more of a side note for other definitions)
Many "rich rednecks" CAN be either redneck with a massive amount of money. Others including myself are outwardly classy with a slight hint of the redneckness sprinkled in while in private or in the right company act like well dressed rednecks.
When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina, then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came in me, now I'll have to use the Redneck whisk method.
When you get a fork, preferably rusty and the forks are bent, and you insert it into the vagina. Then you spin it around.
Omg I cant believe he came inside me, I dont have enough money to get an abortion so it looks like ill have to use the Redneck whisk method.
Putting a large amount of faith in duck tape and WD-40 to fix all your problems
Friend 1: My 12 gauge fell in the marsh and broke the hand guard off on my last duck hunt. I just sprayed it with some good ole WD-Love and taped the hand guard back on and she works just fine
Friend 2: That’s some redneck ingenuity right there
Everything bad you can think of aimed at your girlfriend
You're a Redneck-Salamander.
Also known as a redneck engagement ring, it is the gift of a firearm in place of a ring.
She said yes! Where did you get the money for a ring? I gave her a redneck wedding ring. A what? You know that rifle I bought?