Reverse Friendzone

When a guy doesn't want to complicate the relationship with sex, and places the female (or male, that's cool too...) in the forlorn friendzone. Basically this shit almost never happens

"I put her in the Reverse Friendzone. She wanted to have sex, but I had to put my foot down."

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Reverse Card

The ultimate comeback to a “no u” must only be used in a desperate situation

Mr.Krabs: spongebob ur mum gae
Spongebob: no u
Mr.Krabs: Reverse card
Sponge bob: *got rekt*

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reverse roleplay

role-play where one or more of the players play the opposite gender

when a girl pretends to be a guy in a roleplay it's a reverse roleplay

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Reverse oyster

While participating in anal sex one member experiences a anal relapse (pink sock), the other partner then takes the reversed anal cavity into their oral orafice. While they do this they should lightly chew the "sock" experiencing a texture that is soft on the outside and hard on the inside.

Guy: "Oh shit! I pink socked your ass hole"

Girl: "Quick, reverse oyster that shit, it makes me cum so hard!"

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reverse hulk

When a man gets so "happy" that his pants bulge and explode, exposing his privates.

i.e. The Hulk gets angry, bulges, and his clothes rip off, except for the area of his pants covering his privates.

e.g. I saw Tricia Helfer (Battlestar Galactica) nude and pulled a reverse hulk.

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Reverse Mechanic

How Italians refer to homosexuals.

Vinne's not gay! He's creative. He's a reverse mechanic. He likes to play in the dirt.

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reverse fantale

as a male, being masturbated or masturbating yourself with the hand sitting atop the shaft with the thumb and index finger forming a ring around the base of the cock and the end three fingers stroking the tip of the penis in either a 'topspin' or 'backspin' motion.

I just saw a french artist in black silk polka dot underpants so i raced home and gave myself a topspin reverse fantale

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