Rice Box

A slang term for Playstation 2 or any other system that sony makes

bring over dat ricebox I gotta play me sum VICE CITY!!!!!!

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Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

shoe full of rice

"A shoe full of rice" is a phrase in the song The Freshmen by The Verve Pipe. In the context of the song, commonly assumed to be about a botched abortion and a girlfriend's suicide, "a shoe full of rice" seems to be a nonsequitor. However, the song's author explains that "a shoe full of rice" simply is symbolic of a wedding. In many traditions, wedding guests shower the bride and groom with rice/grains to represent fertility. Because of the abortion referred to in the song, there will be no wedding.

Here's a quote from the author of The Freshmen, Brian Vander Ark:

"STOP A BABY'S BREATH, AND A SHOE FULL OF RICE, NO. first of all, forget the NO. stop a baby's breath is just that. abort the baby. a shoe full of rice is a result of a wedding. so--stop a baby's breath AND then you stop a wedding. she's pregnant, get her to abort, and then there's no wedding."

"Stop a baby's breath, and a shoe full of rice."

Q: Hey, does anyone know what does "a shoe full of rice" means?
A: It's just supposed to symbolize a wedding; at some weddings, they throw rice.

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rice cooker

first you have to steam it, then you clean it, then you eat it all up
AKA
first you fuck it till its wet, then you finger it, then you lick it all up.......YUMM:P

ben was feeling asian so he invited me over and gave me the best rice cooker ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!:):)

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the rice purity test

a purity test created by rice university. yes. im actually being legit. the rice purity test is to test how oure you are, if you have 100. you are very pure and if you get a 0 you are the unholiest of unholy people. i got 100. im not joking.

hey! did you hear? dante from class 4e got a 28 on the rice purity test!

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Rice Krispy Treat

When you're taking a crap and the turd makes a crackling sound as it exits your bunghole.

I dropped a Rice Krispy Treat in the thundermug this morning.It sounded like the turd was bubblewrapped.

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red beans and rice

only the best meal from down da bayou, it includes red kindey beans and rice most of the time accompinied by smoked or hot sausage.

I'm going to maw-maws today, she's cooking some red beans and rice with smoked sausage.

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