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When you are having sex and you feel like trying something extreme... fuck your woman a few times, and when you get a boner, get out of position and take a few steps back.
Aim your dick towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your dick in her pussy!
Thus your dick flying... is the flying sausage.
"Want to do the flying sausage?" says the man
"WOOHOO!" says the lady.
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female genitalia. similar to axe wound.
my huge sausage just made her original sausage wound a whole lot bigger.
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the most amazing person on xbox live.
she rapes at gears of war and gets head shots with the shotgun all the time.
her best friend is Stronger and when she runs you over on halo 3 with a banshee you'll laugh at what the bottom left hand corner has to say when you die.
"yo, that giant sausage just splattered me on halo with the banshee"
"i love that xbox live whore Giantsausage. she makes my head explode on gears."
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A very limp and flaccid dick. Usually longer than an average penis.
Jimmy: So how was sex with Austin last night?
Maddison: It was pretty good, he had a Soggy Sausage at first, but he got it up.
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It's the act of putting shaft and balls in a females vagina
"Yo kennithin I just give Sydney a Sausage Package"
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1. An innuendo pertaining to spatula fetish. Usually has to do with breakfast-like sex.
2. A very derogatory and offensive term for homosexual males, or woman nymphomaniacs. But no one cares about that facet of the definition.
1a: I totally flipped his sausage yesterday, we scrambled eggs, fried bacon, and fluffed eachother's pancakes. It was beautiful.
1b: His egg whites poured all over my face me as I flipped the sausage, I moaned, 'MoOORE CHOLESTEROLLL'
1c: How would you like your sausage? Flipped, or brown?
2: Goddamn sausage-flipper!
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The act of tearing your banjo-string and pulling your foreskin to the base of ones penis.
Guy 1: Dude! hows your raw-sausage?
Guy 2: Its painful and red...
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