If you are absolutely sick of talking to teachers, these sentences are the only ones you will ever need to say to them to keep them happy.
- No.
- Yes.
- I dunno.
- Can I go to the bathroom?
Use it in the right context and you're saved!
"Have you been listening to the lesson at all?"
"Yes."
"Then, for the fourth time, what is the answer to the question on the board?!"
"I dunno."
"You obviously haven't been listening. Do I need to send you to the principal's office?"
"No."
"What am I going to do with you? You are such a troublesome student..."
"Can I go to the bathroom?"
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Wow.. Iβm lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world heβs in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see heβs addicted to bananas which is the reason why heβs hated. Itβs become a drug to him and heβs gone crazy, so crazy in fact heβs seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange heβs seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing
Chris turned to an orange, man
Bro he smelled like bananas
But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana
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You say this when you ask a Question and someone Answers with "I Don't Know". Then you say "Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?" Then you have a great feeling in your stomach and the other person feels like a stupido. Haha lib.
Tom: Yo, What Time Is It?
Jerry: I Don't Know
Tom: Well, If You Did Know What Would You Say?
Jerry: Dude...
Tom: Well, You Should Know!
Jerry: Ok, I'll Go Check
Tom: Better!
Jerry: Haha.
Tim: Haha.
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The grammatically correct way of saying "You could have went all day without saying that". Used when something unpleasant and/or offensive was said.
Sarah: "My dog had this weird growth on its leg..."
John: "You know Sarah, you could have gone all day without saying that. Seriously"
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A sarcastic version of, "that wasn't very nice", "you shouldn't have said that", "ewww, grody", or "TMI".
Variant: You could have gone all day without saying that.
Did you see all those girls clustering around your ex? I've never seen him happier!
Just think! You could have went all day without saying that!
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This is the beginning of a copypasta of a 'Navy Seal' talking about how he's better than you
Kid 1: man you suck at Call of Duty
Kid 2: What the fuck did you fucking say about me, you little bitch?
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A term used when some is being disrespectful and most commonly known by the famous fortnite player ninja using it
Little Kid: OMGGGGGGGG U SUCK AT THIS GAME
Ninja: The fuck you say to me you little shit
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