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To wear way too much axe, cologne, deodorant, or all of the above because you are too busy/lazy to take a real shower.
Javier awoke from his nap realizing he had to leave in 2 minutes but smelled like shit, so he took a mexican shower.
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A shower you take after taking a monster dump because it is the only way to completely clean yourself.
Tom: Did I just hear the shower running? I thought you were dropping a deuce.
Mike: I did. It was so bad, simply using toilet paper to wipe wasn't enough.
Tom: So you took a Jersey Shower to get clean. Gotcha.
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When you're going down on a pregnant woman and her water breaks on your face.
Dude it was the most digusting thing ever! I had to deal with a Baby Shower last night!
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to shave one's pubic hair and place it on someone else's face
He killed my dad, so one night when he was sleeping I gave him a persian shower.
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A cuban shower is when one can not use a regular shower they cleanse themselve by using the men's room sink.
Alternate definitions would pertain to the guy who can't figure out how to wash his hands with out diving into a public sink head first.
Often Drunks will take cubans in the public restroom of their favorite bar or tavern.
After Nick went to the bathroom he washed his hands, in doing so he got his pants all wet while leaning against the counter, Immediately he came back to the office and blamed George for taking another Cuban Shower.
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When there's no time to shower, or it's unavailable, just over-spray with deodrant.
"There's no time for a shower mate!!, just have a tramp shower!"
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A dick on every wall in your house
Dude he house has a prison shower!
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