tasty smoke

The kind of cigarette one finds very pleasing especially after certain activities such as: sex, drugs, and drinking.

After smoking that big fatty, I sure could use a tasty smoke.

That was the best sex i've ever had, do you have a tasty smoke?

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smoking spots

the act of smoking small 'spots' of hooch by holding a funnel of some sort over a spot of bud and squashing it with 2 red hot knives. usually heated up on an electric stove top.
generally gives you a more intense high and uses less.

lets start smoking spots, we are running low on weed.

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Dick smoke

semen

I left that bitch in a cloud of dick smoke.

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hood smoking

Blow job or fellatio.

I was out last night and this chick gave me a great hood smoking

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Smoke and Choke

When a girl/guy gets blazed and then gives a blowjob, especially when it's a deepthroat.

"Dude, she totally gave me the smoke and choke last night! I came in her eye and she started crying!"
"Niiiiice!"

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cock smoke

when a man has had so much sex in one day that instead of cumming, his dick barely blows a load.

Payne: "yo i was fuckin this bitch so much yesterday, that my last few loads felt like air shooting out!"
Dro: "yo, your dick was blowin' out some smoke, cock smoke!"

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Smoking Mirror

The strongest strain of weed in existence. It was grown in the gardens of Aztec emperors, and was reserved only for the royals. They called it by the name of their god of natural disasters, among other things, Tezcatlipoca.

It was said to have all been lost by the Spanish conquest, but descendants of the royals managed to grow it in secrecy. It is now kept exclusive to the Mexican drug cartel, La Familia Michoacana. Those not associated who possess it, use it, or even think of doing either, will be hunted down and killed.

Some say Smoking Mirror is worth the death that will follow using it.

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