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vt. To absentmindedly forget to do something.
Spacing something out is like blowing it off, but is less intentional; see blow off.
I meant to buy batteries when I went to the store, but I spaced it out.
*** Dear UD staff,
You need to fix your software.
Your user interface is telling me (falsely)
that this example doesn't contain "space out."
If you need a programmer who's up to the task,
drop me an e-mail and I'll send my resume.
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The act of shitting in a condom, freezing it and then using it as a little (or large depending on prior food consumption) butt dildo to supplement masturbation.
Jeez, the missus is out of town this weekend. Might treat myself to a ride on the old space docket!
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the activities relating to extracting minerals and metals from asteroids, comets or other heavenly bodies in space.
Space mining can replenish the depleted minerals and metals on earth.
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The one thing you look out for when you drive your pregnant wife to the convenience store to pick up some strawberry Pop-Tarts at 2 AM.
Honey, keep your eye out for a nearby parking space, I don't want to park a block away and have our car stolen by some cock-juggling hood rats.
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Cigar or “poop” shaped asteroids that were discovered by astronomers recently also believed to be UFO’s by some researchers. After this hit the internet, people began joking around about it.
Tyler: Did you hear about that cigar shaped asteroid?
Internet Troll: Yeah it looks like a space turd. I guess Uranus took a shit.
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Shortened version of boy friend or girl friend (not to be confused with boyfriend/girlfriend). The origin comes from saying "boy space friend or girl space friend" so as not to be confused with a significant other. Basically, the definition of friend zoned.
The absolute closest person in the world to you. Someone you have told all of your secrets to and aren't uncomfortable in any way, shape, or form when with them. They are closer than a best friend, a sibling, and even a significant other.
John: Hey, is that your boyfriend
Laura: No, that's my space friend
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An undesirable woman such as a Gold-digger who "orbits" around a man with money, spending it at her free will without a reasonable exchange of sex. The plural is known as "Space Debris" or more than one piece of space trash "orbiting" around one or more men. It can go both ways as well in the case of a Sugga-Mamma and a man. NOTE: Definition does not include intellectual people who know a lot about space, unless they act like Space Trash.
Upon entering a Club:
"I wouldn't hook up with her man. She's Space Trash. You'll go broke!"
or
"Dayum! Look out for the Space Debris dudes! She looks like a shiny piece of metal, but you'll only get Whacked!"
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