The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

1) A word for a sexual practice that doesn't mean anything.

2) A reference to sex that isn't crude

The following sexual induendo's are real and make sence:

The Angry Dragon
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The Spiderman

But no matter how you try and think about it 'The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon' can not be thought of as dirty.

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my spoon is too big

A rejected commercial from the family learning channel

My spoon is too big

I am feeling fat and sassy today

My anus is bleading *yayyyy*

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Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it

A slang term used to define a spoon with a tiny bit of snow cone on it. Properly pronounced spoon wif a widdow bit a fwavow on it. (Spoken like elmer fudd but in a baby voice)

Me:Would you like a Spoon with a little bit of flavour on it?
Marty: HAHA, YA!!

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captain spoon pocket

Worker at Dennys whom I slipped a spoon into rear pockets. Thus, dubbing captain spoon pocket with his spoon in his pocket.

"argh, I'm captain spoon pocket matey"

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The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

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born with a plastic spoon in my mouth

The be born poor; the opposite of being born with a silver spoon in your mouth.

I'm not poor and dumb enough to be a NASCAR driver, Kenny! I wasn't born with a plastic spoon in my mouth like you!

-- Eric Cartman

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born with a silver spoon up the arse

When someone is overly snobbish or smarmy. The expression implies it is an everpresent part of their nature, ever since birth.

Alan was born with a silver spoon up the arse. That's why he has that accent and such....

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