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You take the bomb to B site and plant it. Make sure you do not stop running till you get there. RUSH B CYKA BLYAT
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heart: I'm hard, veiny, and filled with blood. I throb and pulsate too. I usually stop throbbing, when I'm not inside of you. What am I? A heart of course!
That's what you're doing, fuckboi
Hey dude, stop fucking using urban dictionary and have a conversation and talk about how the fuck we are going to dominate this tournament and lead our reinforcements to a new world order of victory and universal control of the electromagnetic spectrum. Will ya mate?
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An acquaintance that you have for the sole purpose of text messaging them when you are bored or otherwise free of time. The extent of your relationship typically stays at the level of superficial text message exchanges and rarely (if ever) blossoms into a real world interaction.
(Immediately following a fender bender)
Victim: Didn't you see the red light and the wall of cars in front of you?
(Quickly shuffling to put away their phone)
Defendant: I know...but I just had to check out this cat video that my bus stop buddy sent me . You know its all about priorities in life!
The Albanian Truck stop is the action of shoving an exhaust pipe from a Mercedes NG85 up one’s anus and expelling the fumes out one’s mouth. Can be used for sexual pleasure or to torture people who have not paid their debts.
Agim lost the money he owed the Albanian mafia so they gave him an Albanian truck stop so he would learn his lesson
Average to decent looking girls who work at Game Stop (or any other work place such as retail, restaurants, offices) where they end up getting a lot of attention from guys, due to the fact that they are the only girls in the store.
She began to act like a Game Stop Goddess after she kept getting attention from all guys who came by regularly.
A word(s) refering to someone who is on their phone texting at a stop sign usually someone who takes about 20 seconds to start moving after a car passes or the light goes green.
"Man do I hate those stop sign texters taking a damn long time."