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The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .
"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.
1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."
2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."
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When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.
Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise
When you eat somewhere (i.e hospitals, other peoples houses, your own, etc) and not knowing what your having/eating. You can also say "I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!" meaning you could be eating anything and you can't identify or recognize what it is.
Person 1: Ugh, the Hospital food was just gross, I couldn't identify it.
Person 2: Really? You couldn't recognize it?
Person 1: Yeah, I had wild turkey surprise, surprise, there's no turkey!
while your significant other is asleep you lube up a hot wheels and discretely insert it into their anus. if you can pull this off you are a true legend.
person 1: my ass is killing me, I think my boyfriend gave me the old sleepy sleep surprise
person 2: legendary
A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.
Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!
A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.
Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
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