When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees
Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table
THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.
im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.
when a woman gains a large amount of weight by sitting a table eating hables all day
dude, she's totally a hable table now
An orgy with men and/or or women with strap ons, where everyone gathers around a round table, naked, with one person on the table. The people around the table take turns fucking the one in the middle
Hey Mary, are you sore from that session of Knights of the Round Table last night?
the most despicable and racist word in the universe
that chile abuser is a coffee table
A COMPLETE CONPIRACY TABLES ARENT REAL CHAIRS ARE USE TO TO POOP ON NOT SIT ON